Who is this Crazy Person standing on a chair

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I don't like talking about me but I think a bit of background is necessary.

• South African invading the UK
• My day job is a Computer Games Programmer
• Ask me a question, or tell me a crazy fact.
• Games train us for the everyday, unlikey but never the impossible
• Games are Art.
• LOVE CTHULU!
• Maths and English are elegant.
• Insanity is a virtue
• I despise rules lawyers and dice rolls without impact
• Been playing since I was 8 thanks to DND basic Box Set and my brother.
• Been doing the conventions in South Africa a while.
• My most respected GMs in no particular order: Greg Hollyman, Russell Goldman, and Naas Botha.
• I think all systems are great if a GM can run it without a rulebook, calculator or computer on the table.
• A Games Master is the closest thing we have to a modern day bard. I'm talking about the oral handlers of myth, history and legend.
• I only bite on request since coming to the UK.
• Yes I like hats get over it.
• Scream like a virgin, cry like a mother, and laugh like a granny.
• I'll play games, dance, goto conventions, eat sweets, be silly, and be creating stories, games or art till the day I die.
• You will bow before The Henkie! The funniest person to have around
• Just because a movie/game/book doesn't shake your world doesn't mean you didn't have fun while partaking in it
• My hero is Spider Jerusalem
• Oh my word are you still reading this list..... damn.